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HTNOS - No Ants In The Butthole

May 5th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we go all the way on The Avengers:Endgame.  Full spoilers contained in this episode, you've been warned.  We go into what we loved, what we didn't, what the internet was upset about and more speculation on the future of the MCU. We also cover the battle of Winterfell on Game of Thrones and the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.  Our WTF Florida adventures this week covered a guy dressed as a woman stealing 40 containers of baby formula in his dress, a guy illegally smuggling turtles to Hong Kong in candy wrappers, new Florida legislation outlawing child like sex dolls, a new movie based on life in Florida covering hurricanes and alligators, and a guy who thought his girlfriends boyfriend was hiding inside the mattress.  All this plus masturbation month, Slimmer Circle updates and much more!

 

This week's featured podcast is And The Losers Are

 

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