#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Parenthood

September 15th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we answer a voicemail question about kids and talk about how they're the best and worst. We share some of our parenting fail stories, talk about brutal honesty, sharing interests, being friends vs being parents and having "The Talk".  We also get into Dutchy's tattoo, remembering 9/11, conspiracy theories, school shooters, ghosts, gender equality and Bill Burr.  WTF Florida headlines include Trump owing Florida Man a trillion dollars, a joy ride in a cop car, getting banned from Disney, and stealing your parents debit card to pay for their hitman.

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

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HTNOS - Dimension Hoppers

September 8th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense Chris and The Duchess get into the fall spirit with the return of football and discuss the opening week of games with their teams, tattoos, the new Dave Chappelle Netflix special, fake happiness, Social media, relationships and regrets, dreams and what they could be, alternate reality, the Mandella Effect, crossing dimensions, the man from Taured, what they're doing at CERN and if the world really did end in 2012.  WTF Florida man this week focused on how Florida Man prepared for Hurricane Dorian like filling up buckets with gasoline, sealing your house in plastic, parking your car in the kitchen, praying the storm away and even proposing we nuke it. 

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Ride The Lightning with Jodie B

September 1st, 2019

This week om #NoOffense we kick of phase 3 with special guest and good friend Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast to recap our recent appearances on the Podcasts of the Roundtable semifinals, talk about hurricanes, hunting Pythons, fatherhood, bad movies, bad beers, podcasting and putting it all out there.  WTF Florida stories include a man who threatened his roommate with a machete over not flushing the toilet, a guy who attacked a woman with a chainsaw in her car, and a elementary school teacher that's fighting for his job to be reinstated after mowing his lawn naked. Enjoy it!

 

This week's featured podcast is Welcome To My Show

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

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Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Bittersweet

August 25th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense its kind of a roller coaster episode. We celebrate our 100th episode by reflecting on our first 2 years in podcasting and also give 2 Rings a send off on his final episode with some classic hashtag moments, listener voicemails and more.  We also talk about porn habits, Dutchy's breasts, Disney snapping Spiderman back to Sony, and the Amazon burning.  WTF Florida stories cover a botched castration, a jogger attacked by a sword wielding mad man staking claim on trash, and a wild Kinkajou attack.  All this nonsense and more on this special episode of #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Florida Men

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Unfinished Business with Rich Kleszczynski

August 18th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Rich and we got a chance to talk about friendship, taking responsibility, apologies, karma and a lot of old stories and reminiscing. We also got into the after effects of the recent shootings, Chris' possible concussion this week, sex clubs, sex stories, Xbox live and of course Florida Man.  WTF Florida delivers on headlines including a gun stolen from a sex party, a robbery pulled off with a plastic bag, a guy who dumped a load of dirt onto his girlfriend's car, a woman who died after invading a home and biting a child's finger, and a man who attacked his neighbors with roach spray and nunchucks.  Thanks again to Rich for stopping by to experience the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Slimmer Circle

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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HTNOS - Alstott Heavy

August 11th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we take shots at Tampa Bay legend Mike Alstott...like a lot.  We also talk about vaping, gun control, road rage, Antonio Brown's frostbite, Amazon Prime show The Boys, a 10 year old dodgeballer that caught an assault charge, a woman who kept a dead baby in the freezer for 40 years and how our parents were a lot different from us.  WTF Florida Man stories include a guy who drove a golf cart through the front of a WalMart, a guy who pulled a gun on his delivery drivers because they were late, a guy who ripped up his receipt and shoved it down the shirt of a female restaurant manager, and a video clip of a Florida woman who bit a man who invaded her home.  All this nonsense and more!

 

This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Killing Dragons with Beth and DJ Ficarrotta

August 4th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our friends Beth and DJ of The Untrained Eye to talk podcasting, weight loss, Live PD, awkward moments shared with parents and tasing old ladies to name a few.  WTF Florida Man spotlights a guy who used a horse to rob a house, a woman who set fire in her home to get rid of her roommates, a guy who beat his friend and destroyed his house while "chasing his kitten" and a surfer who got bit by a shark but opted to go to the bar over the hospital.   Thanks again to Beth and DJ for stopping in to chat with us!

 

This week's featured podcast is Karaoke Big E

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - 2 Year Anniversary Call In Show

July 27th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of the show by taking calls live during recording!  We were feeling the love and gave relationship advice to Riley of The Plunge Podcast, talked cup sizes and superheros with Simmons and Moore, triggered Jason Alme of Shit Happens When You Party Naked about Podcasts of the Roundtable, got some photography tips from Kaz of  The Hood Diner podcast, got drunk dialed by Joe B and Billy C of NE Podcast, and talked some more Podcasts of the Roundtable with Brooke and Uncle Randy Fowler of Married AF podcast.  Thanks so much to everyone who called in, we're very lucky to be part of this community.  Aside from our calls, we got some disappointing news from 2 Rings, talked to Dutchy about happy hour, discussed the Jack of All Trades documentary on Netflix and went over some of the new things in store for the MCU.  WTF Florida stories include a man who tried to avoid jail by giving his brother's name, a grandma who got handsy on a day cruise, an over zealous wife who crushed her sleeping husbands manhood, and a domestic dispute involving lemon cake.  So much nonsense packed into one episode. Enjoy it!

 

This week's featured podcast is Voice From The Underground

 

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HTNOS - They Can’t Stop All Of Us

July 21st, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk to Dutchy about her new job, Chris' dad life, the aging app, relationships and infidelity, new trailers for Top Gun and IT part 2, the area 51 raid, aliens, ghosts, black eyed kids, hair loss, plans for our upcoming 2 year anniversary and 100th episodes, Mike Alstott and Sports Illustrated football phone.  WTF Florida stories include West Palm Beach playing Baby Shark to deter homeless loitering, Florida Man throwing his son into the ocean to learn how to swim, a couples night at a Key West strip club gone wrong and a Florida Man who cut his wife's lover's penis off with a pair of scissors. Also a feel good Florida Man story about the city of Chicago calling in Florida Man to catch their loose gator "Chance The Snapper". All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week’s featured podcast is American Slacker

 

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HTNOS - Stranger Creams

July 14th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk about how Chris and Duchess are looking for land to build their next house and the new studio, Chris' car being overrun with ants and tree trimming mishaps, 4th of July etiquette, 2 Rings' firework skills, and ice cream licking. *** Spoiler Alert *** We go in depth on the new season of Stranger Things, Spiderman: Far From Home, Toy Story 4, outrage over black mermaids and fake toy casting couches.  WTF stories this week include a man who lit fireworks under the bed of a 9 year old girl, Iguana hunting out of control in south Florida, Floribama Shore cast getting lit in St Pete and a nasty woman who single handedly took down an ice cream shop on the beach with her boogers and bathroom behavior.

 

This weeks featured podcast is The Plunge

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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