#NoOffense Episode 48 - 8/10/2018

August 12, 2018 @ 1:13 pm

This week on #NoOffense summer comes to a close...at least for our kids anyways. It's back to school time in Tampa Bay and we go along for the ride with stories of stolen school supplies and pepper spray, kids getting Fortnite tutors and the latest teacher/student sex scandal. We also reminisce on summers gone by to the backdrop of music and concerts which were such a huge part of all of our childhood summer breaks. In WTF this week we have stories of a shoplifter that freebased in the police car to jail, an overworked employee that made some deposits deposits into his co workers drinks, and assault with a deadly weapon over leftover Chinese food. Keeping it local we sampled beers from Cigar City Brewing out of Tampa and J Dubs Brewing down in Sarasota fueling all the nonsense on this week's episode of #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Bicker Bots

 

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#NoOffense Episode 47 - 8/3/2018

August 5, 2018 @ 12:16 pm

This week on #NoOffense we unveil a new look to the show, both in our new logo and a change up in co-hosts as Adam has decided to leave the show and we welcomed The Duchess back to the show full time. After a week off we hit the ground running and get right back into our Welcome To Florida nonsense with a Tampa bus driver engaging in sexual activities with a rider, running through a liquor store with a live gator, and discharging a firearm at someone who threw a cigarette butt on the ground. We also finally got our chance to cover the James Gunn situation and his firing from his director duties of Disney's Guardian's of the Galaxy and now the cast's petition to reinstate him. We cover the Disney/Fox acquisition and all the properties that will now call the house of mouse their home which leads to a major dork out session on marvel movies, the new Aquaman and Venom trailers that dropped over the last couple of weeks and the age old question who was the best Batman? The look is new but the nonsense is the same as it ever was, come see for yourself this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is These Drunk Bitches

 

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#NoOffense Episode 46 - 7/20/2018

July 22, 2018 @ 2:47 pm

This week on #NoOffense we talk about the brain and our memories, or lack there of. We discuss an article that says your oldest memory probably isn't real, but rather just a copy of what people tell you. This leads to talk of our oldest memories, the problems each of us has recalling our own memories, and concepts like Dunbar's number and cell regeneration in the body and how you really aren't the person you were just 7 years ago. In Welcome To Florida we cover a pastor who got busted for taking upskirt pics on his cell at church, the many robberies involving Natural Ice in Florida and why you never return to the scene of a crime, and the man who burned down his apartment complex because he wasn't allowed to pleasure himself in the window. We also discuss our new product partner Spunk lube, the new product that seals your penis so you don't need to wear condoms and our experiences with semen analysis testing. Plenty of fun and nonsense await this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Baked and Awake

 

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#NoOffense Episode 45 - 7/13/2018

July 15, 2018 @ 10:18 pm

This week on #NoOffense we embrace the fact that it was Friday the 13th when we recorded and we have a little chat about death. Actually this week's agenda wasn't spawned by hockey mask wearing killers, but an article about a mother who died and the brutal obituary that her children wrote for her and the question that it raises...what is the legacy that you hope to leave behind and we use Netflix's Black Mirror as a backdrop to discuss the topic. We also get into some AI talk and discuss scientists at MIT who decided to create an AI with psychotic tendencies, how Alexa has developed her own psychotic tendencies, and how you can even buy your own do it yourself AI kits from Target. Now we realize this sounds too serious, but never fear, we still have our Welcome to Florida segment and this week we cover a man who didn't actually drink and drive, technically, a man who calls himself "The Beast" who defended his home from an invader, and a homeless man with no arms who still managed to stab a tourist. All this plus a review of Kevin Smith's new project Hollyweed on this week's episode of #NoOffense.

 

This week's featured podcast is The Jock and Nerd Podcast

 

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#NoOffense Episode 44 - Off Colored Discussions Swapcast 7/6/2018

July 8, 2018 @ 7:25 pm

This week on #NoOffense we welcome our friends from New England Off Colored Discussions for our first ever swapcast! The boys are celebrating their 1 year anniversary and decided to join forces with us for twice the nonsense. We hit some good conspiracy theory conversation including the moon landing, hollow moon, aliens and the Ashtar Galactic Command. They also brought some great stories down south for us like tales from their annual camping trip on a remote island and what happens when your friend almost chops his thumb off, to fighting off ninja Brazilians in an Applebees parking lot...and that wasn't even Welcome To Florida! We bring WTF to the north as we cover a guy lighting off fireworks inside a Dollar Tree, a man getting oral pleasure from a woman in a park that just happened to be his step daughter and a woman who incited a riot at a Burger King because she felt she was being ignored in the drive thru line. I know one thing, that wouldn't have happened at Chipotle!

The fun didn't end when the audio did, there's a special "After Hours" video over at the OCD YouTube page that you can check out here

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

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#NoOffense Episode 43 - Wade “PJ” Wilson 6/29/2018

July 1, 2018 @ 9:18 pm

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the host of the Bicker Bots Podcast Wade "PJ" Wilson as we merge two worlds of podcast lunacy. PJ treated us with stories from his checkered past including a run in with Ryan Seacrest in Las Vegas, almost making it into Marvel's Avengers movie, having a character based on him in the movie Zero Dark Thirty, what it was like to be taken under the wing of a homeless man as a child, wanting to fight dads in the playground at Chik-Fil-A, working as a costumed boy wonder and more. He also brought his Bicker Bots flavor with a trip through the wolf ticket lottery and a special Florida centric Bicker Bots trademarked Bang, Marry, Kill. Speaking of Florida, we still have all the Florida craziness in our segment we call Welcome To Florida and this week that includes a guy stuck on the hood of a car driving down the interstate, getting released from jail and going back the same night over a cab fare and an uber pulling a gun on another driver over texting and driving. This was a crazy night...enjoy the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir

 

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#NoOffense Episode 42 - 6/22/2018

June 24, 2018 @ 9:49 am

This week on #NoOffense Adam rejoins the show and we go deep as we talk about Trump's new Space Force, the Iraq war Stargate conspiracy theory, worm holes, time travel, Ancient Aliens, a theory that Octopus actually from another world, the Ukrainian dolphin army being seized by the Russians, Canada legalizes weed, a woman who kills a bobcat with her bare hands... and that's not even including Welcome To Florida where we discuss chugging a beer while stopped for DUI, throwing samurai swords at sheriff's deputies, dropping a gator off in a convenience store and getting shot in the balls over a AC unit. This episode is jam packed to the teeth with nonsense, just the way you like it!

 

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#NoOffense Episode 41 - The Duchess 6/15/2018

June 17, 2018 @ 12:46 pm

This week on #NoOffense we welcome back Mrs. Wutzke, AKA The Duchess, to fill in for Adam and we talk all things Father's Day like the Father's Day card that got pulled from Target, the movement to ban Father's Day and what TV dads we're most similar to. We also talk Russia urging it's women to not have sex while hosting the World Cup, the FBI agent that lost his gun and accidentally shot a guy, a guy who served his own foot to his friends at a barbecue, a kid who tried to rape his friend's mom during a sleepover...and we're not even into Welcome To Florida yet. This week's local stories include sending weed soaked documents to inmates, a local cop who left his gun at Burger King and a man who wanted to press charges on his dealer for sub par meth. Only in Florida folks. All this and more nonsense this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is And The Losers Are

 

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#NoOffense Episode 40 - 6/9/2018

June 10, 2018 @ 10:42 am

This week on #NoOffense we discuss Anthony Bourdain and his suicide, The Stanley Cup Finals, NOFX's comments about the Las Vegas shooting that got them dropped from their beer sponsor, a video game that you play as a school shooter, a restaurant making waves for their no kids policy and the Supreme Court ruling on the Colorado bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple.  All that in addition to WTF, Welcome To Florida, where we touch on shotgun Jesus, a criminal stopped by beans, monkey attack at Home Depot, acid bomb eviction, Gator knockouts, and Everglades python hunting. We jam packed a lot of nonsense into this one that we're sure you'll enjoy!

 

This week's featured podcast is Bicker Bots

 

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#NoOffense Episode 39 - Joe Bouley 6/1/2018

June 3, 2018 @ 2:55 pm

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our friend and the host of the Off Colored Discussions podcast Joe Bouley and discuss what they're working on including the Mario Kart tournament and the Beards, Beers, and Battle Scars beard competition that will raise money for Veteran's Count in New Hampshire. We've settled on a name for our crazy Florida stories segment, so this week on Welcome To Florida, or WTF, we talk about a psychotic rescue rooster, a cop that demanded nude pics on Instagram, shaving your legs in a public pool, Captain Kirk touching himself at a Clearwater bus stop, and the crown jewel of WTF...a woman named Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth. You can't make this shit up. We also talk about the Roseanne situation, Kim Kardashian meeting with Donald Trump, tattoos, the new beers we sampled this week and much more! Thanks again to Joe B. for sitting in with us this week and don't forget to check him out on his show Off Colored Discussions.

 

This Week's featured podcast is Vinyl Emergency

 

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