#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Unfinished Business with Rich Kleszczynski

August 18th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Rich and we got a chance to talk about friendship, taking responsibility, apologies, karma and a lot of old stories and reminiscing. We also got into the after effects of the recent shootings, Chris' possible concussion this week, sex clubs, sex stories, Xbox live and of course Florida Man.  WTF Florida delivers on headlines including a gun stolen from a sex party, a robbery pulled off with a plastic bag, a guy who dumped a load of dirt onto his girlfriend's car, a woman who died after invading a home and biting a child's finger, and a man who attacked his neighbors with roach spray and nunchucks.  Thanks again to Rich for stopping by to experience the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Slimmer Circle

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Alstott Heavy

August 11th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we take shots at Tampa Bay legend Mike Alstott...like a lot.  We also talk about vaping, gun control, road rage, Antonio Brown's frostbite, Amazon Prime show The Boys, a 10 year old dodgeballer that caught an assault charge, a woman who kept a dead baby in the freezer for 40 years and how our parents were a lot different from us.  WTF Florida Man stories include a guy who drove a golf cart through the front of a WalMart, a guy who pulled a gun on his delivery drivers because they were late, a guy who ripped up his receipt and shoved it down the shirt of a female restaurant manager, and a video clip of a Florida woman who bit a man who invaded her home.  All this nonsense and more!

 

This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Killing Dragons with Beth and DJ Ficarrotta

August 4th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our friends Beth and DJ of The Untrained Eye to talk podcasting, weight loss, Live PD, awkward moments shared with parents and tasing old ladies to name a few.  WTF Florida Man spotlights a guy who used a horse to rob a house, a woman who set fire in her home to get rid of her roommates, a guy who beat his friend and destroyed his house while "chasing his kitten" and a surfer who got bit by a shark but opted to go to the bar over the hospital.   Thanks again to Beth and DJ for stopping in to chat with us!

 

This week's featured podcast is Karaoke Big E

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - 2 Year Anniversary Call In Show

July 27th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of the show by taking calls live during recording!  We were feeling the love and gave relationship advice to Riley of The Plunge Podcast, talked cup sizes and superheros with Simmons and Moore, triggered Jason Alme of Shit Happens When You Party Naked about Podcasts of the Roundtable, got some photography tips from Kaz of  The Hood Diner podcast, got drunk dialed by Joe B and Billy C of NE Podcast, and talked some more Podcasts of the Roundtable with Brooke and Uncle Randy Fowler of Married AF podcast.  Thanks so much to everyone who called in, we're very lucky to be part of this community.  Aside from our calls, we got some disappointing news from 2 Rings, talked to Dutchy about happy hour, discussed the Jack of All Trades documentary on Netflix and went over some of the new things in store for the MCU.  WTF Florida stories include a man who tried to avoid jail by giving his brother's name, a grandma who got handsy on a day cruise, an over zealous wife who crushed her sleeping husbands manhood, and a domestic dispute involving lemon cake.  So much nonsense packed into one episode. Enjoy it!

 

This week's featured podcast is Voice From The Underground

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - They Can’t Stop All Of Us

July 21st, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk to Dutchy about her new job, Chris' dad life, the aging app, relationships and infidelity, new trailers for Top Gun and IT part 2, the area 51 raid, aliens, ghosts, black eyed kids, hair loss, plans for our upcoming 2 year anniversary and 100th episodes, Mike Alstott and Sports Illustrated football phone.  WTF Florida stories include West Palm Beach playing Baby Shark to deter homeless loitering, Florida Man throwing his son into the ocean to learn how to swim, a couples night at a Key West strip club gone wrong and a Florida Man who cut his wife's lover's penis off with a pair of scissors. Also a feel good Florida Man story about the city of Chicago calling in Florida Man to catch their loose gator "Chance The Snapper". All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week’s featured podcast is American Slacker

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Stranger Creams

July 14th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk about how Chris and Duchess are looking for land to build their next house and the new studio, Chris' car being overrun with ants and tree trimming mishaps, 4th of July etiquette, 2 Rings' firework skills, and ice cream licking. *** Spoiler Alert *** We go in depth on the new season of Stranger Things, Spiderman: Far From Home, Toy Story 4, outrage over black mermaids and fake toy casting couches.  WTF stories this week include a man who lit fireworks under the bed of a 9 year old girl, Iguana hunting out of control in south Florida, Floribama Shore cast getting lit in St Pete and a nasty woman who single handedly took down an ice cream shop on the beach with her boogers and bathroom behavior.

 

This weeks featured podcast is The Plunge

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Island Time with Joe Bouley

July 7th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Joe Bouley of NE Podcast.  Joe stopped by the studio while he was on vacation to talk about his life, his podcast and his Florida adventures. We also get into the World Cup and post goal celebrations, running up the score, taking the emotion out of sports, and why doesn't anyone care about soccer in the US? We hit some NFL, talk about 2 Rings' hate for Jameis Winston, Colin Kaepernick, erasing history, women's self defense, One Strange Rock, flesh eating bacteria, Miller vs Budweiser, the dangers of eating pufferfish while doing cocaine,  Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the chest when he told she she didn't have the balls to do it, a vindictive girlfriend who left a $5000 tip on her boyfriend's credit card, 4th of July, and even a surprise facetime call.  All this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS.

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - The Flamingo Conspiracy

June 30th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we endure the scorching Florida summer heat to talk about actress Bella Thorne and how her nude photos were hacked and how she dealt with the attempted extortion.  This lead into a conversation about new age parenting vs what our parents had to deal with...cell phones, social media, dick pics...all things that are common place in the modern world.  We talked about another teacher/student sex scandal, a teacher that beat up a student after he took 4 grand from him to buy weed, an update on the state of legal weed in Florida, Dog The Bounty Hunter, pooping at work, titty sweat and Harambe to name a few.  This week in WTF Florida we cover a man who took a dump in a south Florida driveway, a woman who was arrested after turning her husbands guns in to police after a domestic dispute, and the Florida Man who was about to go to trial for killing a beloved flamingo at Busch Gardens in Tampa, but was hit by a truck just weeks before in questionable circumstances. All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Pool Party with Brooke and Randal Fowler

June 23rd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friends Brooke and Randal Fowler from the Married AF podcast to talk about Father's Day, workouts, getting through the hard times, who's better friends with Joe Rogan, being bitter at true crime podcasts, float tanks, ayahuasca, recap of Podcasts of the Roundtable 3, and what makes Florida so crazy.  Speaking of Florida, our WTF Florida Man stories this week include a man who was stealing pool toys and having sex with them to avoid raping women, a man who took a 4 year old with him on a burglary spree, and a man who asked cops for help starting the motorcycle he just stole.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense.

 

This week's featured podcast is Welcome To My Show

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Floaters

June 16th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we recap our first experience with sensory deprivation tanks and our trip to Tampa Floats Wellness Center. Listen as Duchess explains her water tricks and Chris goes into how he tried to commune with the aliens.  It was a fantastic experience and we will definitely be back!  We also talk Stranger Things, Black Mirror, I am Mother, the Stanley Cup Finals, Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise and more.  WTF Florida stories involve lightning striking a motorcyclist in motion, a naked man who threw urine at the police, masturbation at the gym, and a guy who had coke on his nose that wasn't his.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Who's Right

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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