#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Felategate

February 24th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we get into the Jussie Smollett story in the news this week, Will Smith's blueface, zombie apocalypse, bad tattoos and Run The Jewels, Patriot's owner Robert Kraft getting busted at a massage parlor, an impatient indecent exposer and #MeToo vandals defacing a Florida landmark.  All that nonsense plus listener voicemails, big podcast news and a new sponsor!

 

This week's featured podcast is Who's Right?

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by

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HTNOS - Puppy Love with Jodie B

February 17th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the host of the PoBoy Podcast, that mutha fucka Jodie B.  We got a chance to talk with Jodie about his origin story, podcasting and what makes a good host, we recapped the roast of Jason Alme that we recorded this weekend together, even got into some WTF Arkansas stories from his neck of the woods.  Speaking of, our WTF Florida stories this week include a guy who lied on his taxes and got an almost $1 million refund, a guy who is into doorbell licking and a guy who dressed up like a dog to have sex with a dog and post the video online.  We also talked Valentine's Day as an adult, Bob Seger, porn kinks, and Jodie's thoughts on the paranormal.

 

This week's featured podcast is Small Town Mentality

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

 

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HTNOS - Florida Department of Erections

February 10th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we recap the Super Bowl and how much it sucked. All of it...the game, the commercials, Adam Levine's fake tattoos...all of it. We also recap Chris' trip to New Jersey, Gucci blackface, Slobby's World, and some porn kinks.  WTF Florida this week brings us a woman who danced naked at the Waffle House, a corrections officer jerking off in Dollar General, a girl who stole the pizza man's car cause she needed a ride, a sinkhole that exposed a Florida bank heist scheme and an Alligator maternity photo that's tearing up the internet right now. And finally we took some calls and listener questions as well and you guys never disappoint us.  Keep dropping those questions and voicemail gold!

 

This week's featured podcast is Conversations with Paycheck and Red

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Comedy Is Dead Episode 1

February 6th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

** WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED METH AND GATOR STORIES TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

 

COMEDY IS DEAD

 

Chris Wutzke of the #NoOffense show hosts a round table discussion with Christina and Jason Alme of Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Riley Trudel of The Plunge and Adam Simmons and Bobby Moore of Simmons and Moore as they discuss topics ranging from, but not limited to

 

- Outrage Culture

- How soon is too soon?

- What is the line in the sand for comedy?

- How far is too far?

- Is Jason Alme a gay, pirate wizard?

 

This is a collaboration releasing on multiple feeds and will incorporate multiple podcasts and hosts in the future. If you like what you hear please speak up and let us know, and if you'd like to hear more subscribe to the shows involved!

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts!

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Visit us on Patreon and help support the show!

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HTNOS - Welcome To Florida Greatest Hits Vol. 1

February 3rd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you a compilation of some of our favorite moments from our weekly Florida Man segment WTF or Welcome To Florida. Stories of meth, hookers, and debauchery...you benefit by us actually living here! So crack a beer, look into the fishbowl and embrace the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Sac Em Up Sundays

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

Never miss a new episode, subscribe and give us a rating on Apple Podcasts!

Also available on Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean and everywhere else you can find podcasts!

 

Visit us on Patreon and help support the show!

For #NoOffense merchandise visit us at We Have Merch

 

Get interactive with us!

Call in to the show at (813)773-5706 and leave us a message. It may just end up on an episode!

 

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