#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Just The Two Of Us

December 30th, 2018

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and The Duchess and they get into their thoughts on New Year's, resolutions, psychics, ghosts, aliens and even religion spawned by a video game The Duchess has gotten into.  WTF Florida this week brought us  a would be time traveler with a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a #FloridaMan who burned down his house to defend against vampires and tricycle riding bandit who robbed her mail carrier with a toy gun.  The only resolution we have is to continue bring the nonsense in 2019. Thanks to everyone who made 2018 a great year in podcasting!

 

This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

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HTNOS - Reindeer Style

December 23rd, 2018

Episode 67

 

This week on #NoOffense we're trimming the trees and decking the halls as we get ready for Christmas.  We hit some Christmas stories like the Black Panther ugly sweater outrage, chocolate buttholes for stocking stuffers and most over rated Christmas movies to name a few.  This week in WTF we cover the man who wanted to barter for his drive thru with weed at McDonalds, a mother and daughter who tried to play Santa and deliver packages to a jail by drone, and a social worker who adopted a teenager only to be found guilty of having a sexual relationship with the boy. We close things out with a bunch of shout outs to everyone who has made this a truly fantastic year of podcasting!  Tons of nonsense for your holidays this week!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Plunge

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - I Didn’t Order The Poo Poo Platter with Jason Alme

December 16th, 2018

Episode 66

 

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by our good friend Jason Alme, host of the Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.  We talked about marriage and relationships, Chris performing weddings, hockey pucks to stop school shootings and getting a lap dance from Stormy Daniels. We got into Christmas with the classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside". We played the new PC version and went through a whole list of other Christmas songs you should be outraged over.  In WTF this week we brought you a man who got more than he bargained for in his Uber Eats order and a special New England takeover of the segment with some WTF New England stories...see it's not just Florida!  All this nonsense and more!

 

You can find Jason and his podcast at TeamAlme.com

 

This Week's featured podcast is Simmons And Moore

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Christmas Sex Sheep

December 9th, 2018

Episode 65

 

This week on #NoOffense it's beginning to look a lot like  Christmas and in true HTNOS style we look at some of the dumber things people are doing to get festive...from Christmas tree hair and eyebrows, to ugly sweaters that let your jingle bells hang free, to weird candy cane flavors and even a Christmas sex sheep! Our WTF Florida stories brought heartwarming tales like offering an undercover cop a burger for oral sex, shoplifting at a job interview, a woman who keeps striking out with her sex life and a story of forbidden love, even if only by order of protection. After the break we get into how Oregon is closing in on legalizing psychedelic mushrooms, how Trump plans to legalize Marijuana federally, reactions to the new Avengers and Captain Marvel trailers, a listener submission and much more!

 

This week's featured podcast is My Worst Holiday

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Down For The Brown

December 2nd, 2018

Episode 64

 

This week on #NoOffense we recap our week off including our Thanksgiving and the stress and anxiety that can accompany holiday gatherings when family relationships are stressed.  We talk about Wreck It Ralph 2 and the controversial scene that had to be redrawn and other ridiculousness like Lord of the Rings being racist, a Southwest Airlines employee under fire over posting a passenger's boarding pass and absurd name on social media, and a reading of tweets sent during Christmas classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. We spent our WTF segment in south Florida this week where we discussed a man who posed as a housewife to trick over 150 straight men into having sex with him and posted videos online, a Florida genius who created his own tool to get around paying tolls, and a woman who pulled a knife on a man after she farted and he voiced his displeasure. We also touched on bluetooth sex toys being hacked, Hot Girls Wanted:Turned On, and The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Hysteria 51

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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