#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Don’t Tempt Me With A Good Time

January 27th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk NFL as we get ready for Super Bowl Sunday and recap the conference championships. We talk about Tampa tradition Gasparilla, the recreation of the pirate invasion in Tampa, and how Chris has never gone and has friends too lame to go with him, get into the new documentaries out now on Hulu and Netflix respectively about Fyre Festival and take a ton of listener questions. WTF Florida this week has an unsatisfied customer shooting a hooker, yet another hot teacher sleeping with students and Florida's secretary of state resigning after blackface photos emerge.  All this plus big plugs for the Super Duper Bowl in New Jersey next weekend and the announcement of the roast of Jason Alme happening in February...more nonsense than you can shake a stick at!

 

This week's featured podcast is Callin' The Shots

 

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HTNOS - Kill ‘Em With Kindness with Adam Simmons

January 20th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Adam Simmons of the Simmons and Moore show and we talk about the big Super Bowl event in New Jersey that SAMPC will be representing at, the NFL conference championship weekend, Dragonball Z, 90's NBA, the new Gillette razor commercial, Bigfoot, ASMR and President Trump serving fast food to the Clemson football team at the White House.  We get a little background for the Simmons and Moore podcast and find out a little more about who the guys are and how they got started. WTF Florida news this week took us to a KFC drive thru customer that got assaulted with his order and a man who threatened to kill his neighbor with kindness...only kindness was the name of his machete.  All this plus a surprise phone in from PJ of the Bicker Bots and you have the shit show we call episode 71.

 

Check out Adam at www.simmonsandmoore.com

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When you Party Naked

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Simmons and Moore Get High And Cut Us A Promo

January 15th, 2019

So on our most recent episode, our friends Adam and Bobby of the Simmons and Moore podcast decided to crash our recording and facetime us while we were doing the show.  As we were hanging up, you may remember Adam saying that they were about to go record us a bumper. What you're about to listen to is the audio of what happened after that facetime call was ended. It was fantastic. If you like what you hear don't miss our upcoming episode with Adam and Bobby dropping this weekend. Enjoy!

 

 

HTNOS - I’ll Show You Sir!

January 13th, 2019

 

This week on #NoOffense we catch up on NFL wildcard weekend, some NFL coaching changes, and Chicago brewery Goose Island's challenge to armchair kickers to win free beer for a year. We hit the latest WTF headlines spotlighting a substitute teacher that got even with an elementary school principal in a shitty way, a man who raged over a knock off Philly Cheesesteak, a guy who ate the seat of the police car he was traveling to jail in and a guy who had syringes hid up his ass, but didn't know who's they were or how they got there.  We get into the viral video from Gamestop where a trans woman hulks out and some memories from when Chris was The Duchess' boss at Gamestop back in the day, the Birdbox craze and what we thought about it, Bandersnatch, some listener questions, and even a live FaceTime from our bros Simmons and Moore!

 

This week's featured podcast is Blunt Mommy

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - After Hours with Joe Bouley

January 10th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

We had such a good time this week on Episode 69 with Joe Bouley that we didn't want it to end...so it didn't!  After Hours picks up right where the episode ended and got crazier and drunker as the night rolled on.  We talked 90's nostalgia, poor shaming, high school fights, a further recap of the NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, 2 Rings' shoe painting, married sex and strip clubs, video games, conspiracy theories and much more!  If you haven't heard episode 69 "Pho King Shots Fired with Joe Bouley" yet, listen to that first and roll right into the after hours for a more laid back hang into the wee hours of the night with our homie Joe B!

 

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#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble

January 8th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

So happy to be able to bring you this special bonus content!  Last week our friend Ben from the Small Town Mentality podcast was unable to record a new episode and rather than leave his listeners with nothing, he turned to his peers and fellow podcasters to produce an episode for him to release.  Thus was spawned the NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, an hour of anarchy including some of the craziest degenerates in podcasting today.  Hosted by Jodie B from the Po' Boys podcast, the main event includes members of #NoOffense, Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Man Brain, Random Ramblings with Rob, Married AF, Blunt Mommy, Heavyweight Chumps and The Plunge.  We had a lot of fun with this, hope you enjoy it and will check out these hosts on their respective shows, and special thanks to Jodie B for putting it all together and Ben for letting us hijack your show!

Po' Boys Podcast

Shit Happens When You Party Naked

Man Brain Podcast

Random Ramblings With Rob

Married AF

Blunt Mommy

Heavyweight Chumps

The Plunge Podcast

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Pho King Shots Fired with Joe Bouley

January 6th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by one of our closest friends in podcasting, the former host of Off Colored Discussions Joe Bouley.  We got a chance to sit down and talk about the untimely demise of OCD, his new podcast project NE Pod Will Do launching in 2019 in addition to edible dildos, Taylor Swift, New Year's Eve, Red Dead Redemption 2, the MCU, tattoos and more.  This week's WTF Florida stories include a half million dollar Patron heist on New Year's Eve, a woman who beat her mother and threatened to kill her father because they wouldn't take her to Outback Steakhouse, a naked Florida Man who broke into his neighbor's house looking for sesame seeds for his hamburger bun and a brawl at McDonalds over St Petersburg's new ban on straws. We even answered some listener questions! We had a lot of fun on this one and hope you enjoy it!

 

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This week's featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Just The Two Of Us

December 30th, 2018

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and The Duchess and they get into their thoughts on New Year's, resolutions, psychics, ghosts, aliens and even religion spawned by a video game The Duchess has gotten into.  WTF Florida this week brought us  a would be time traveler with a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a #FloridaMan who burned down his house to defend against vampires and tricycle riding bandit who robbed her mail carrier with a toy gun.  The only resolution we have is to continue bring the nonsense in 2019. Thanks to everyone who made 2018 a great year in podcasting!

 

This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Reindeer Style

December 23rd, 2018

Episode 67

 

This week on #NoOffense we're trimming the trees and decking the halls as we get ready for Christmas.  We hit some Christmas stories like the Black Panther ugly sweater outrage, chocolate buttholes for stocking stuffers and most over rated Christmas movies to name a few.  This week in WTF we cover the man who wanted to barter for his drive thru with weed at McDonalds, a mother and daughter who tried to play Santa and deliver packages to a jail by drone, and a social worker who adopted a teenager only to be found guilty of having a sexual relationship with the boy. We close things out with a bunch of shout outs to everyone who has made this a truly fantastic year of podcasting!  Tons of nonsense for your holidays this week!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Plunge

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - I Didn’t Order The Poo Poo Platter with Jason Alme

December 16th, 2018

Episode 66

 

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by our good friend Jason Alme, host of the Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.  We talked about marriage and relationships, Chris performing weddings, hockey pucks to stop school shootings and getting a lap dance from Stormy Daniels. We got into Christmas with the classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside". We played the new PC version and went through a whole list of other Christmas songs you should be outraged over.  In WTF this week we brought you a man who got more than he bargained for in his Uber Eats order and a special New England takeover of the segment with some WTF New England stories...see it's not just Florida!  All this nonsense and more!

 

You can find Jason and his podcast at TeamAlme.com

 

This Week's featured podcast is Simmons And Moore

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

#NoOffense is part of the NSFW Podcast Network

 

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