#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Puppy Love with Jodie B

February 17th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the host of the PoBoy Podcast, that mutha fucka Jodie B.  We got a chance to talk with Jodie about his origin story, podcasting and what makes a good host, we recapped the roast of Jason Alme that we recorded this weekend together, even got into some WTF Arkansas stories from his neck of the woods.  Speaking of, our WTF Florida stories this week include a guy who lied on his taxes and got an almost $1 million refund, a guy who is into doorbell licking and a guy who dressed up like a dog to have sex with a dog and post the video online.  We also talked Valentine's Day as an adult, Bob Seger, porn kinks, and Jodie's thoughts on the paranormal.

 

This week's featured podcast is Small Town Mentality

 

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HTNOS - Florida Department of Erections

February 10th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we recap the Super Bowl and how much it sucked. All of it...the game, the commercials, Adam Levine's fake tattoos...all of it. We also recap Chris' trip to New Jersey, Gucci blackface, Slobby's World, and some porn kinks.  WTF Florida this week brings us a woman who danced naked at the Waffle House, a corrections officer jerking off in Dollar General, a girl who stole the pizza man's car cause she needed a ride, a sinkhole that exposed a Florida bank heist scheme and an Alligator maternity photo that's tearing up the internet right now. And finally we took some calls and listener questions as well and you guys never disappoint us.  Keep dropping those questions and voicemail gold!

 

This week's featured podcast is Conversations with Paycheck and Red

 

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HTNOS - Comedy Is Dead Episode 1

February 6th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

** WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED METH AND GATOR STORIES TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

 

COMEDY IS DEAD

 

Chris Wutzke of the #NoOffense show hosts a round table discussion with Christina and Jason Alme of Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Riley Trudel of The Plunge and Adam Simmons and Bobby Moore of Simmons and Moore as they discuss topics ranging from, but not limited to

 

- Outrage Culture

- How soon is too soon?

- What is the line in the sand for comedy?

- How far is too far?

- Is Jason Alme a gay, pirate wizard?

 

This is a collaboration releasing on multiple feeds and will incorporate multiple podcasts and hosts in the future. If you like what you hear please speak up and let us know, and if you'd like to hear more subscribe to the shows involved!

 

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HTNOS - Welcome To Florida Greatest Hits Vol. 1

February 3rd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you a compilation of some of our favorite moments from our weekly Florida Man segment WTF or Welcome To Florida. Stories of meth, hookers, and debauchery...you benefit by us actually living here! So crack a beer, look into the fishbowl and embrace the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Sac Em Up Sundays

 

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HTNOS - Don’t Tempt Me With A Good Time

January 27th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk NFL as we get ready for Super Bowl Sunday and recap the conference championships. We talk about Tampa tradition Gasparilla, the recreation of the pirate invasion in Tampa, and how Chris has never gone and has friends too lame to go with him, get into the new documentaries out now on Hulu and Netflix respectively about Fyre Festival and take a ton of listener questions. WTF Florida this week has an unsatisfied customer shooting a hooker, yet another hot teacher sleeping with students and Florida's secretary of state resigning after blackface photos emerge.  All this plus big plugs for the Super Duper Bowl in New Jersey next weekend and the announcement of the roast of Jason Alme happening in February...more nonsense than you can shake a stick at!

 

This week's featured podcast is Callin' The Shots

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

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HTNOS - Kill ‘Em With Kindness with Adam Simmons

January 20th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by Adam Simmons of the Simmons and Moore show and we talk about the big Super Bowl event in New Jersey that SAMPC will be representing at, the NFL conference championship weekend, Dragonball Z, 90's NBA, the new Gillette razor commercial, Bigfoot, ASMR and President Trump serving fast food to the Clemson football team at the White House.  We get a little background for the Simmons and Moore podcast and find out a little more about who the guys are and how they got started. WTF Florida news this week took us to a KFC drive thru customer that got assaulted with his order and a man who threatened to kill his neighbor with kindness...only kindness was the name of his machete.  All this plus a surprise phone in from PJ of the Bicker Bots and you have the shit show we call episode 71.

 

Check out Adam at www.simmonsandmoore.com

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When you Party Naked

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

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HTNOS - Simmons and Moore Get High And Cut Us A Promo

January 15th, 2019

So on our most recent episode, our friends Adam and Bobby of the Simmons and Moore podcast decided to crash our recording and facetime us while we were doing the show.  As we were hanging up, you may remember Adam saying that they were about to go record us a bumper. What you're about to listen to is the audio of what happened after that facetime call was ended. It was fantastic. If you like what you hear don't miss our upcoming episode with Adam and Bobby dropping this weekend. Enjoy!

 

 

HTNOS - I’ll Show You Sir!

January 13th, 2019

 

This week on #NoOffense we catch up on NFL wildcard weekend, some NFL coaching changes, and Chicago brewery Goose Island's challenge to armchair kickers to win free beer for a year. We hit the latest WTF headlines spotlighting a substitute teacher that got even with an elementary school principal in a shitty way, a man who raged over a knock off Philly Cheesesteak, a guy who ate the seat of the police car he was traveling to jail in and a guy who had syringes hid up his ass, but didn't know who's they were or how they got there.  We get into the viral video from Gamestop where a trans woman hulks out and some memories from when Chris was The Duchess' boss at Gamestop back in the day, the Birdbox craze and what we thought about it, Bandersnatch, some listener questions, and even a live FaceTime from our bros Simmons and Moore!

 

This week's featured podcast is Blunt Mommy

 

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HTNOS - After Hours with Joe Bouley

January 10th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

We had such a good time this week on Episode 69 with Joe Bouley that we didn't want it to end...so it didn't!  After Hours picks up right where the episode ended and got crazier and drunker as the night rolled on.  We talked 90's nostalgia, poor shaming, high school fights, a further recap of the NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, 2 Rings' shoe painting, married sex and strip clubs, video games, conspiracy theories and much more!  If you haven't heard episode 69 "Pho King Shots Fired with Joe Bouley" yet, listen to that first and roll right into the after hours for a more laid back hang into the wee hours of the night with our homie Joe B!

 

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HTNOS - NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble

January 8th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

So happy to be able to bring you this special bonus content!  Last week our friend Ben from the Small Town Mentality podcast was unable to record a new episode and rather than leave his listeners with nothing, he turned to his peers and fellow podcasters to produce an episode for him to release.  Thus was spawned the NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, an hour of anarchy including some of the craziest degenerates in podcasting today.  Hosted by Jodie B from the Po' Boys podcast, the main event includes members of #NoOffense, Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Man Brain, Random Ramblings with Rob, Married AF, Blunt Mommy, Heavyweight Chumps and The Plunge.  We had a lot of fun with this, hope you enjoy it and will check out these hosts on their respective shows, and special thanks to Jodie B for putting it all together and Ben for letting us hijack your show!

Po' Boys Podcast

Shit Happens When You Party Naked

Man Brain Podcast

Random Ramblings With Rob

Married AF

Blunt Mommy

Heavyweight Chumps

The Plunge Podcast

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

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