#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Floaters

June 16th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we recap our first experience with sensory deprivation tanks and our trip to Tampa Floats Wellness Center. Listen as Duchess explains her water tricks and Chris goes into how he tried to commune with the aliens.  It was a fantastic experience and we will definitely be back!  We also talk Stranger Things, Black Mirror, I am Mother, the Stanley Cup Finals, Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise and more.  WTF Florida stories involve lightning striking a motorcyclist in motion, a naked man who threw urine at the police, masturbation at the gym, and a guy who had coke on his nose that wasn't his.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Who's Right

 

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HTNOS - Hit The 57 with Adam Simmons and Bobby Moore

June 9th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense, we are joined by the people's champ Mr Adam Simmons and his co-defendant Bobby Moore, also known as the Simmons and Moore Podcast.  We talked about Adam's recent appearance on Podcasts of the Roundtable and the week of controversy that followed since, the best sandwiches, Dutchess' intense dislike of Miracle Whip, old racist Disney movies, Bobby's synopsis of Hancock, quite possibly the world's most underrated movie, Pornhub tricking 2 Rings into watching gay porn, and Bobby and Dutchy's new spinoff podcast "Spliting the Dutch"?! In WTF Florida this week we covered a guy who doused his sleeping girlfriend with ketchup at suspicions of infidelity, an 81 year old man that opened fire over a parking spot dispute and a woman who stabbed herself repeatedly because she was "tired of living in Trump country". What a week, what a night...the drinks were flowing and so was the nonsense.  Always a great time when SAMPC is in the building.  Check em out at Simmons And Moore

 

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HTNOS - Free Fries and Steroids

June 2nd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and The Duchess and they get in to parenting, mandatory 2 year military service, Disney paying for college, instilling a work ethic but hard work not necessarily paying off, confidence and self worth, sex, podcasting, Duchess' first guest spot on Comedy Is Dead, recap of Podcasts of the Round Table 2, The Lion King, Child's Play, listener questions and voicemails and more!  WTF Florida stories include  Disney getting sued by a woman who got hit by a bird, an alligator home invasion, python in a toilet, domestic disturbance of not flushing the toilet, a woman killed during foreplay, an angry woman demanding free fries from Burger King....and then robbing it, and a guy who ran from the cops and called 911 to brag about it.  Even though we were down a co-host, there was no shortage of nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is American Slacker

 

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