#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Florida Man Challenge with The Homie Kazual, Riley Trudel and Hunter Marcoux

March 31st, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by some of our Inner Circle brothers to sit in for The Duchess while she's out of town and tackle the Florida Man Challenge.  The Homie Kazual from The Hood Diner and Riley and Hunter from the Plunge sat with us to talk Florida women who shoplift and masturbate in the cop car, Florida men who call the cops when they realized their hookers have duped them, a guy who faked a robbery to get out of his shift at Hardee's, and a Florida man who passed out drunk in a Wendy's drive thru and that's just the weekly stories.  We also read some guest and fan submissions for their challenges and got to revisit the Florida man with no legs who stabbed a guy and hear new stories like the Florida man who was deemed too fat for prison, a grandpa who left her daughter in "the desert" with a loaded gun for protection, and your friendly neighborhood attack squirrel.

Aside from Florida Man, we got a chance to talk podcast shop, share some partying war stories, how post nut syndrome is a thing, 2 Rings fear of boats, getting rich in Las Vegas and Kaz's recent project at Generation Cool for Netflix show Slobby's World.  Was a great time, thanks again to everyone for hanging out with us.

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

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HTNOS - Flashback!

March 24th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you a re-release of an old fan favorite episode.  Originally recorded on 6/15/2018, Episode 41 was the last guest spot for The Duchess before joining the team permanently and features a lot of topics and stories that still get brought up to this day.  So if you're a new listener, here's your chance to dive into this classic episode and if you're a long time offender we hope you enjoy it again!

 

This week's featured podcast is Jock and Nerd

 

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HTNOS - I Want Da Gold!

March 17th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we get our Irish on for St Patrick's Day and take advantage of a reason to play one of Chris' favorite viral videos.  We get into our reviews of Captain Marvel including some spoilers, the nostalgia factor, underlying themes throughout and how it could actually be a government propaganda piece.  We cover James Gunn being reinstated on Guardians Of The Galaxy, Aunt Becky's college scandal and R Kelly's gold mine interview.  In WTF this week we're saddened by the news that Live PD will be pulling out of our backyard here in Pasco county.  Don't worry though, there's still plenty to spotlight like a man dressed as Spiderman attempting to rob a liquor store, a cop that used his police database like his own personal Tinder, a woman that attacked a beauty salon with a machete before pooping in the police car and a female guard at a Miami jail that is suing over inmate masturbation.  All this plus voicemails and other nonsense this week on the #NoOffense Show.

 

This week's featured podcast is Karaok Big E

 

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HTNOS - Comedy Is Dead Episode 2

March 11th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

In the second installment of the "Tough Crowd" round table discussion show Comedy Is Dead, our own Chris hosted the panel consisting of Jodie B of the Po' Boys Podcast, Ben Reynolds of Small Town Mentality, Joe Camacho of Just The Tips: A Menmoir and Joe Bouley of NE Pod Will Do. Topics range from what movies couldn't be made today, blackface, censorship, gun control, school shootings, cultural appropriation,  Jussie Smollett, rape jokes, dad jokes, rapey dad jokes and was Walt Disney racist?  Thanks to all the panelists for being involved, check out their individual podcasts.

 

Po' Boys Podcast

Small Town Mentality

Just The Tips: A Menmoir

NE Pod Will Do

 

 

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Adam and Eve

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HTNOS - International Women’s Day with Riley Trudel

March 10th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we were joined by our favorite millennial, Riley of The Plunge Podcast.  Riley was coming on the show to help us pick our finalists for our online dating contest...but we only got 1 submission. So congrats to Joe B for winning our contest sponsored by Spunklube.  Not to waste the opportunity, Riley did bring some of his own terrible Tinder stories and bad date mishaps though, as well as stories about what it's like to be a rich kid and live that charmed life.

 

On the other side of the coin, our WTF Florida Man stories this week brought us a man who tried to board a plane with an RPG, a naked foot chase that ended in home invasion, a minor league baseball team that is spotlighting Florida Man in an upcoming promotion, a woman who shot her husband over how loud he was snoring and a woman who stabbed her boyfriend just for looking at another woman's picture.  All this plus listener questions and voicemails. 

 

You can find Riley online at The Plunge

 

This week's featured podcast is American Slacker

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Hashtag Hotline

March 3rd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we changed things up a bit and decided to open our phone lines to you and take calls live during recording.  We had a blast and had calls from HTNOS regulars Joe B with his weekly bars as well as a live submission to our online dating contest and Adam Simmons who just called to say high and sexually harass 2 Rings. Our friend Randal from Married AF asked us to weigh in on a listener question he got on his podcast about farting in front of you significant other and lastly a special call from 2 Ring's long lost buddy Gary. Thank you for calling in and rapping with us guys!

 

Aside from the calls, we got into our usual HTNOS nonsense as we discuss March being oral sex month and a special apparatus we discovered on AdamandEve.com to help you along with your endeavors, teens boiling tampons and drinking the liquid to get high, Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, dreams and aspirations of opening a Marijuana dispensary and Florida's push to become the next state to pass full legal recreational marijuana. Speaking of our great state of Florida, WTF takes us to a police standoff that was ended with the promise of pizza, running from police to get to a cheeseburger, robbers that got stuck in the mud mid heist and a man accused of assaulting his lady with a cookie.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Heavyweight Chumps

 

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by

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