#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

#NoOffense Episode 55 - 9/28/2018

September 30th, 2018

Episode 55

This week on #NoOffense the we talk about our vacation that Chris and the Duchess took to celebrate their anniversary, and Jason tagged along! We shared some anniversary stories, what our traditions and tendencies are with our spouses and why it's important not to get complacent!  Vacations have to end at some point and that brings us back to work and what some of our worst job experiences were.  We talk about a new term called "Lawnmower Parents" and explain how we personally like to handle situations with our kids.  We also do our NFL recap and talk about the heartbreaker that our Tampa Bay Buccaneers left us with on Monday night as Fitzmagic may be coming to an end, Jameis Winston's fake Twitter account and the horror that is Chris Conte.  Don't forget Welcome To Florida where this week the theme was naked in Florida! A naked man picking fights at Chik-Fil-A, a naked Florida man nearly burning his house down trying to make cookies on a George Foreman grill and a naked Florida man who does all his gardening in the nude much to his neighbor's dismay! All of this plus even more nonsense than you ever knew you needed this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Shooting Breezes

 

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#NoOffense Episode 54 - 9/21/2018

September 23rd, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we talk some NFL with Vonte Davis retiring at halftime, Ryan Fitzmagic as Jason's Halloween costume inspiration, and big time blazer Josh Gordon getting moved to the Patriots and speaking of weed our Welcome To Florida stories this week include a man who tried to grab his share of "Sea Weed", a man who got caught pleasuring himself at the laundromat, and a bartender who took matters into her own hands when a customer got lippy about how long she was in the bathroom.

We get into some movie talk and share reactions to the new Marvel trailer for Captain Marvel and discuss how some felt that the trailer did a disservice to it's star, Henry Cavill out as Superman and possibly getting replaced by Michael B. Jordan, Lebron James starring in a new Space Jam, thoughts on Tag and The Meg, how there aren't really any true action heroes like there were in our day, and what would we do if we were caught in the zombie apocalypse. All this and much more this week on the #NoOffense show!

 

 

This week's featured podcast is Sensible People

 

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#NoOffense Episode 53 - 9/14/2018

September 16th, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Hurricane Florence and the effects the storm left on the Carolinas. We're no strangers to hurricane season here in Florida and our hearts go out to those effected by this storm. Our WTF Florida segment this week brings stories of a man who stole an ambulance from a hospital, violence at Target over a Funko POP toy, a couple who got a little too carried away with each other right on the sidewalk and a DUI arrest that turned into a karaoke party.

We get into Elon Musk's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience last week and how he's now under fire for smoking weed on camera with Joe, how Neil Degrasse Tyson defended him, and how Musk's company Space X will be taking the first civilian into space on a trip around the moon. You can't talk Elon Musk without getting into robots, AI and future technology so we discuss the robots from Boston Dynamics that are now running jumping and soon to be thinking, a ring that holds all your personal info, and a new dating app called Wingman where your friends do the swiping for you! Throw in some of our stories and nonsense from us and you have yourselves another episode of #NoOffense!

 

 

This week's featured podcast is Callin' The Shots

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#NoOffense Episode 52 - 9/7/2018

September 9th, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we welcome back football and talk about the NFL's opening weekend and get into the Colin Kaepernick story with the controversy over his new Nike ad campaign. We also pay homage to the late great Burt Reynolds who passed away this week and celebrate some of his classics. We dork out on TV shows because Jason's new favorite show Lethal Weapon wrote out one of it's main characters and discuss some of the more memorable casting changes in TV and movies. The Duchess brings you her latest dirty finds like lego porn and custom sex toys that carry the remains of dead lovers and in WTF this week we have 5 lbs of weed donated to a thrift store in Sarasota, a high school teacher in the Everglades who was found drunk on the job, and the Orlando restaurant who executed a drive by after receiving a bad online review. Seems legit. All this and more on this week's episode of #NoOffense.

 

This week's featured podcast is Go Postal Podcast

 

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#NoOffense Episode 51 - 8/31/2018

September 2nd, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we announce the winner of our crazy sex story contest sponsored by Spunk Lube. There were lots of great submissions and was a hard fought week on the polls for the final four, but congrats to Bobby Light of Simmons and Moore for winning our first contest! Add another ring to the collection boys!

Aside from that we had our typical WTF Florida nonsense, this week with a scantily clad bicyclist in Miami, a man who gave his wife a wet willy and got the cops called on him, and a couple from Ocala that modified their trailer with a drive-thru window to better serve their heroin and meth clientele. Entrepreneurship at its finest here in the sunshine state! We also talked about a mom who wanted to be artificially inseminated with her dead son's sperm, how giving your woman oral pleasure is actually good for your health and the legal prostitution drive up's in Switzerland. We talk Dez Bryant and how he got owned by Jake Paul, how the jets did Teddy Bridgewater wrong and end up going down a rabbit hole with some awesome internet cover songs. We had a lot of fun and hope you will too on this week's installment of #NoOffense!

 

Special thanks again to Spunklube for sponsoring our contest!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Unspoken Podcast

 

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