#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

#NoOffense Episode 46 - 7/20/2018

July 22nd, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we talk about the brain and our memories, or lack there of. We discuss an article that says your oldest memory probably isn't real, but rather just a copy of what people tell you. This leads to talk of our oldest memories, the problems each of us has recalling our own memories, and concepts like Dunbar's number and cell regeneration in the body and how you really aren't the person you were just 7 years ago. In Welcome To Florida we cover a pastor who got busted for taking upskirt pics on his cell at church, the many robberies involving Natural Ice in Florida and why you never return to the scene of a crime, and the man who burned down his apartment complex because he wasn't allowed to pleasure himself in the window. We also discuss our new product partner Spunk lube, the new product that seals your penis so you don't need to wear condoms and our experiences with semen analysis testing. Plenty of fun and nonsense await this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Baked and Awake

 

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#NoOffense Episode 45 - 7/13/2018

July 15th, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we embrace the fact that it was Friday the 13th when we recorded and we have a little chat about death. Actually this week's agenda wasn't spawned by hockey mask wearing killers, but an article about a mother who died and the brutal obituary that her children wrote for her and the question that it raises...what is the legacy that you hope to leave behind and we use Netflix's Black Mirror as a backdrop to discuss the topic. We also get into some AI talk and discuss scientists at MIT who decided to create an AI with psychotic tendencies, how Alexa has developed her own psychotic tendencies, and how you can even buy your own do it yourself AI kits from Target. Now we realize this sounds too serious, but never fear, we still have our Welcome to Florida segment and this week we cover a man who didn't actually drink and drive, technically, a man who calls himself "The Beast" who defended his home from an invader, and a homeless man with no arms who still managed to stab a tourist. All this plus a review of Kevin Smith's new project Hollyweed on this week's episode of #NoOffense.

 

This week's featured podcast is The Jock and Nerd Podcast

 

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#NoOffense Episode 44 - Off Colored Discussions Swapcast 7/6/2018

July 8th, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we welcome our friends from New England Off Colored Discussions for our first ever swapcast! The boys are celebrating their 1 year anniversary and decided to join forces with us for twice the nonsense. We hit some good conspiracy theory conversation including the moon landing, hollow moon, aliens and the Ashtar Galactic Command. They also brought some great stories down south for us like tales from their annual camping trip on a remote island and what happens when your friend almost chops his thumb off, to fighting off ninja Brazilians in an Applebees parking lot...and that wasn't even Welcome To Florida! We bring WTF to the north as we cover a guy lighting off fireworks inside a Dollar Tree, a man getting oral pleasure from a woman in a park that just happened to be his step daughter and a woman who incited a riot at a Burger King because she felt she was being ignored in the drive thru line. I know one thing, that wouldn't have happened at Chipotle!

The fun didn't end when the audio did, there's a special "After Hours" video over at the OCD YouTube page that you can check out here

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

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#NoOffense Episode 43 - Wade “PJ” Wilson 6/29/2018

July 1st, 2018

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the host of the Bicker Bots Podcast Wade "PJ" Wilson as we merge two worlds of podcast lunacy. PJ treated us with stories from his checkered past including a run in with Ryan Seacrest in Las Vegas, almost making it into Marvel's Avengers movie, having a character based on him in the movie Zero Dark Thirty, what it was like to be taken under the wing of a homeless man as a child, wanting to fight dads in the playground at Chik-Fil-A, working as a costumed boy wonder and more. He also brought his Bicker Bots flavor with a trip through the wolf ticket lottery and a special Florida centric Bicker Bots trademarked Bang, Marry, Kill. Speaking of Florida, we still have all the Florida craziness in our segment we call Welcome To Florida and this week that includes a guy stuck on the hood of a car driving down the interstate, getting released from jail and going back the same night over a cab fare and an uber pulling a gun on another driver over texting and driving. This was a crazy night...enjoy the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir

 

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