#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Ball Of Hate

October 13th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we listen to a couple of voicemails that get the blood pumping and don't hold back on some of the things that bother us including bathroom etiquette, gender reveals, excuses and more.  Besides getting some things off our chests, we also talk leftover conspiracy theories, Halloween, the Demon House, our vacation and what we've been up to.  WTF Florida stories include getting gators drunk, Florida Man posing as a Dr to escape police, a scorned lover and a machete, a Florida Man who accidentally shot his son in law and a Universal Studios employee that got fired for using the OK sign.  In spite of the bitching, we love you all. Thanks for listening!

 

This weeks featured podcast is Mouse and Weens

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - The Saturn Time Cube with Nick Hinton

October 6th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by the author of The Saturn Time Cube Conspiracy Nick Hinton.  Nick proceeds to blow our mind as he details the history of Saturn and the Saturn Time Cube theory and gives his perspective on simulation theory. We also discuss dreams and astral projection, the multiverse, the Mandela Effect, artificial intelligence, reptilians, religion and just what the hell is going on at CERN?  Buckle up cause this episode was a lot.  Special thanks to Adam Simmons of Simmons and Moore and Jason Alme of Sh*T Happens When You Party Naked for sitting in with me on this special episode of HTNOS.  Please give them a listen and a follow.  To go further down the Saturn Time Cube rabbit hole follow Nick on Twitter.

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Would You Like To Phone A Friend?

September 29th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we are joined by Niteflirt operator Southern Seduction, the beautiful Kara stopped by to chat with us about what its like to be a phone sex operator, her day to day, balancing a family, and why sex work should be legal.  We also get into marriage and relationships, parenting, porn addiction, infidelity, and much more.  Thanks so much to Kara for chatting with us, be sure and give her a follow on Twitter and Instagram

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Shout Out To Chivalry with The Plunge

September 22nd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense, Hunter and Riley from The Plunge stop by to talk about the death of Podcoin, Area 51, Chris's tattoo, doing adult things, dreams, Tinder catfishes, porn education, The Hunt's new girlfriend and new stance on anal and a special HTNOS edition of Plunge Picks.  WTF Florida Stories include sex in a cop car, repeated public exposure, vulgar 911 calls, and spray paint slurs. 

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Parenthood

September 15th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we answer a voicemail question about kids and talk about how they're the best and worst. We share some of our parenting fail stories, talk about brutal honesty, sharing interests, being friends vs being parents and having "The Talk".  We also get into Dutchy's tattoo, remembering 9/11, conspiracy theories, school shooters, ghosts, gender equality and Bill Burr.  WTF Florida headlines include Trump owing Florida Man a trillion dollars, a joy ride in a cop car, getting banned from Disney, and stealing your parents debit card to pay for their hitman.

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Dimension Hoppers

September 8th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense Chris and The Duchess get into the fall spirit with the return of football and discuss the opening week of games with their teams, tattoos, the new Dave Chappelle Netflix special, fake happiness, Social media, relationships and regrets, dreams and what they could be, alternate reality, the Mandella Effect, crossing dimensions, the man from Taured, what they're doing at CERN and if the world really did end in 2012.  WTF Florida man this week focused on how Florida Man prepared for Hurricane Dorian like filling up buckets with gasoline, sealing your house in plastic, parking your car in the kitchen, praying the storm away and even proposing we nuke it. 

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Ride The Lightning with Jodie B

September 1st, 2019

This week om #NoOffense we kick of phase 3 with special guest and good friend Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast to recap our recent appearances on the Podcasts of the Roundtable semifinals, talk about hurricanes, hunting Pythons, fatherhood, bad movies, bad beers, podcasting and putting it all out there.  WTF Florida stories include a man who threatened his roommate with a machete over not flushing the toilet, a guy who attacked a woman with a chainsaw in her car, and a elementary school teacher that's fighting for his job to be reinstated after mowing his lawn naked. Enjoy it!

 

This week's featured podcast is Welcome To My Show

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Bittersweet

August 25th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense its kind of a roller coaster episode. We celebrate our 100th episode by reflecting on our first 2 years in podcasting and also give 2 Rings a send off on his final episode with some classic hashtag moments, listener voicemails and more.  We also talk about porn habits, Dutchy's breasts, Disney snapping Spiderman back to Sony, and the Amazon burning.  WTF Florida stories cover a botched castration, a jogger attacked by a sword wielding mad man staking claim on trash, and a wild Kinkajou attack.  All this nonsense and more on this special episode of #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Florida Men

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Unfinished Business with Rich Kleszczynski

August 18th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Rich and we got a chance to talk about friendship, taking responsibility, apologies, karma and a lot of old stories and reminiscing. We also got into the after effects of the recent shootings, Chris' possible concussion this week, sex clubs, sex stories, Xbox live and of course Florida Man.  WTF Florida delivers on headlines including a gun stolen from a sex party, a robbery pulled off with a plastic bag, a guy who dumped a load of dirt onto his girlfriend's car, a woman who died after invading a home and biting a child's finger, and a man who attacked his neighbors with roach spray and nunchucks.  Thanks again to Rich for stopping by to experience the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Slimmer Circle

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Alstott Heavy

August 11th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we take shots at Tampa Bay legend Mike Alstott...like a lot.  We also talk about vaping, gun control, road rage, Antonio Brown's frostbite, Amazon Prime show The Boys, a 10 year old dodgeballer that caught an assault charge, a woman who kept a dead baby in the freezer for 40 years and how our parents were a lot different from us.  WTF Florida Man stories include a guy who drove a golf cart through the front of a WalMart, a guy who pulled a gun on his delivery drivers because they were late, a guy who ripped up his receipt and shoved it down the shirt of a female restaurant manager, and a video clip of a Florida woman who bit a man who invaded her home.  All this nonsense and more!

 

This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network and sponsored by

Onnit

Onnit is a health & fitness juggernaut dedicated to delivering total human optimization to its vast customer base of athletes, thinkers, fitness gurus and entrepreneurs. Through a wide array of products and supplements, Onnit combines cutting-edge science, Earth Grown Nutrients and time-tested strategies to help people reach peak performance. As one of the fastest-growing health & fitness companies in the world, Onnit refuses to bring anything but the very best to market. Whether it be energy bars, protein shakes, creatine or their flagship product Alpha Brain, Onnit’s diverse lineup of products and supplements are backed by science and research. Visit www.onnit.com/htnos to save 10% on your order!

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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