#NoOffense

Tampa, Florida

HTNOS - Christmas Sex Sheep

December 9th, 2018
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Episode 65

 

This week on #NoOffense it's beginning to look a lot like  Christmas and in true HTNOS style we look at some of the dumber things people are doing to get festive...from Christmas tree hair and eyebrows, to ugly sweaters that let your jingle bells hang free, to weird candy cane flavors and even a Christmas sex sheep! Our WTF Florida stories brought heartwarming tales like offering an undercover cop a burger for oral sex, shoplifting at a job interview, a woman who keeps striking out with her sex life and a story of forbidden love, even if only by order of protection. After the break we get into how Oregon is closing in on legalizing psychedelic mushrooms, how Trump plans to legalize Marijuana federally, reactions to the new Avengers and Captain Marvel trailers, a listener submission and much more!

 

This week's featured podcast is My Worst Holiday

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Down For The Brown

December 2nd, 2018
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Episode 64

 

This week on #NoOffense we recap our week off including our Thanksgiving and the stress and anxiety that can accompany holiday gatherings when family relationships are stressed.  We talk about Wreck It Ralph 2 and the controversial scene that had to be redrawn and other ridiculousness like Lord of the Rings being racist, a Southwest Airlines employee under fire over posting a passenger's boarding pass and absurd name on social media, and a reading of tweets sent during Christmas classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. We spent our WTF segment in south Florida this week where we discussed a man who posed as a housewife to trick over 150 straight men into having sex with him and posted videos online, a Florida genius who created his own tool to get around paying tolls, and a woman who pulled a knife on a man after she farted and he voiced his displeasure. We also touched on bluetooth sex toys being hacked, Hot Girls Wanted:Turned On, and The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Hysteria 51

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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NSFW Podcast Network Glory wHole - Episode 3 #NoOffense

November 25th, 2018
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This week on #NoOffense....there's no new episode! But never fear, we're bringing you the most recent episode of the NSFW Podcast Network's flagship show The Glory wHole featuring our own host Chris!  If you aren't familiar, the Glory wHole is made up of PJ from the BickerBots Podcast, Adam of Simmons and Moore, Joe from Just The Tips:A Menmoir and Chris from #NoOffense. Normally the guys will interview another show from the NSFW Podcast Network, but this episode put Chris on the other side of the table and PJ and Adam interviewed him about HTNOS, play the patented Glory wHole hashtag game and unveil #TrailerParkChris, and even share some fantastic shit stories!  Hopefully this will hold you over til next week when we return with a brand new episode of the #NoOffense show!

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Excelsior!

November 18th, 2018
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Episode 62

 

This week on #NoOffense we remember Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee who passed earlier in the week. We reminisce on our earlier comic years, share some personal stories and discuss our favorite movies installments in the MCU.  We also talk about Thanksgiving:The forgotten holiday and why it's awesome no matter what the world says, no nut November and Pornhub blows America and we give a special shout out to Amanda AKA Blunt Mommy for her spicy use of our stickers!  Our WTF Florida stories were all about taking what doesn't belong to them and spotlights a guy who tried to steal a car from the parking lot of the jail he'd just been released from, a woman who took a live lobster from the tank at Red Lobster, a Florida Man who dressed in drag to buy a puppy with a stolen credit card and a guy who broke into a restaurant to get naked and play the bongos!  All this nonsense and much more this week on the #NoOffense show!

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Who’s The Boss?

November 11th, 2018
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Episode 61

 

This week on #NoOffense we talked about fighting and some of the fights we've gotten into in our lives, sparked off by the nasty on ice brawl during a Tampa Bay Lightning game last week.  We also get about as political as we'll ever get and discuss the midterm elections, in particular the amendments that passed here in Florida...and speaking of Florida, our WTF segment had stories about a man who was attacked by crocodiles after climbing into a gator farm, a record setting python captured in south Florida, an apparent victim of witchcraft that took maters into his own hands and a Dr that probably didn't finish at the top of his class.  All this nonsense and more this week on the #NoOffense Show!

 

This week's featured podcast is Man Brain Podcast

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Ban The Pizza Cutters! with Jeremy Lofstrom

November 4th, 2018
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Episode 60

 

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our friend Tampa Twitch streamer Jeremy Lofstrom.  We get into video games, what it's like to be a streamer, what the most lucrative games to play are, his aspirations and how the medium has become legitimized.  We talk about putting yourself out there online, internet trolls, the parallels between streaming and podcasting, balancing life and gaming, online safety as a parent specifically as it relates to dangerous online instances like the Momo challenge or Blue Whale, and no gaming chat would be complete without a little Fortnite!

 

We had some great Florida headlines this week in WTF featuring a Halloween dinosaur involved in a domestic assault, a guy who went on a trailer park rampage and a couple of middle school satanists who planned a massacre at their school.  Never a dull moment in the sunshine state!  All this nonsense and more on this week's episode of #NoOffense!

 

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This week's featured podcast is Just The Tips: A Menmoir

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - Girthy Ghosts

October 28th, 2018
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Episode 59

This week on #NoOffense we're getting spooky on our Halloween episode! From Halloween parties and vandalism to haunted Florida stories with the most famous haunted doll of all time Robert The Doll and personal accounts of paranormal activity to some great pumpkin beers we sampled, we kept it spooky all night!  Staying on our brand, we bring the crazy Florida headlines in our Welcome To Florida (or WTF) segment, this week spotlighting a man who printed fake money at the public library with a template he got from Pinterest, a man who dumped 70 gallons of human feces in the road and a guy who got arrested for throwing sausages at his mom.  Never a shortage of nonsense here with your friends at the #NoOffense show!

 

This week's featured podcast is Small Town Mentality

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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Intro music performed by Alaya

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HTNOS - Pumpkin Jugs with CJ Goodwyn and Chris Wager

October 21st, 2018
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Episode 58

 

This week on #NoOffense we're back together for the first time in a couple of weeks so we go through a quick recap of where we've been and what we've been up to. Chris talks about his trip to New England and The Duchess talks about her hoe excursions before getting back to Florida news in our WTF segment where even the crazy Florida news is spooky.  We cover a guy who brought a human skull into Publix and used it like a puppet, a man who was cut by his neighbor's chainsaw as he tried to hug his shrubs, and a Florida Man who was arrested for practicing "dentistry" without a license. 

 

After the break we're joined by CJ Goodwyn and Chris Wager, the creative minds behind the upcoming horror film "Jackson". We pick their brains about what its like to be an indie film maker, where they get the inspiration for their films, what its like to work with child actors, thier first project "GH5" and much more.  Check out the trailer for "Jackson" on Facebook, their first film "GH5" available on Vimeo, and everything they have going on at TriGoodwyn Productions. You can also follow "Jackson" on Instagram and Twitter.

 

This week's featured podcast is Heavyweight Chumps

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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Intro music performed by Alaya

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HTNOS - Greatest Hits ‘82 - ‘87

October 14th, 2018
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Episode 57

 

This week on #NoOffense we bring you some of our best moments on the show together in our first ever Greatest Hits show.  Jason was training to get into his wrestling career with Cash Flo and The Duchess was at a 3 day bachelorette party doing the Magic Mike thing, but we couldn't leave you empty handed. We hope you enjoy reliving some of our favorite moments and if you are itching for something new, check out Chris in his guest spot on Shit Happens When You Party Naked last week.  The crew will be back in action next week!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Grave Girls

 

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Intro music performed by Alaya

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HTNOS - Wrasslin’ At The Ranch - 9/29/2018

October 7th, 2018
00:0000:00

Episode 56

This week on #NoOffense we're bringing you all things wrestling as we recorded live on location from Wrasslin at the Ranch, an SIW Wrestling event here in Tampa.  We had a killer time talking to all the wrestlers and have interviews with The Progressive Liberal, Tampa's own tag team duo The Dirty Blondes, and Cash Flo.  Jason and Chris stayed on mic throughout the event and did a Joe Rogan style fight companion, calling the matches, adding our commentary and most importantly our nonsense. The card featured all the forementioned wrestlers in addition to Barrington Hughes, Chris Silvio, Matt Sydel, Jenna Van Muscles, Zeda Zhang and many more! We had a blast and hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording it!  Special thanks to Chris Silvio and SIW for having us out!

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

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Intro music performed by Alaya

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