#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Stranger Creams

July 14th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk about how Chris and Duchess are looking for land to build their next house and the new studio, Chris' car being overrun with ants and tree trimming mishaps, 4th of July etiquette, 2 Rings' firework skills, and ice cream licking. *** Spoiler Alert *** We go in depth on the new season of Stranger Things, Spiderman: Far From Home, Toy Story 4, outrage over black mermaids and fake toy casting couches.  WTF stories this week include a man who lit fireworks under the bed of a 9 year old girl, Iguana hunting out of control in south Florida, Floribama Shore cast getting lit in St Pete and a nasty woman who single handedly took down an ice cream shop on the beach with her boogers and bathroom behavior.

 

This weeks featured podcast is The Plunge

 

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HTNOS - Island Time with Joe Bouley

July 7th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined in studio by our old friend Joe Bouley of NE Podcast.  Joe stopped by the studio while he was on vacation to talk about his life, his podcast and his Florida adventures. We also get into the World Cup and post goal celebrations, running up the score, taking the emotion out of sports, and why doesn't anyone care about soccer in the US? We hit some NFL, talk about 2 Rings' hate for Jameis Winston, Colin Kaepernick, erasing history, women's self defense, One Strange Rock, flesh eating bacteria, Miller vs Budweiser, the dangers of eating pufferfish while doing cocaine,  Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the chest when he told she she didn't have the balls to do it, a vindictive girlfriend who left a $5000 tip on her boyfriend's credit card, 4th of July, and even a surprise facetime call.  All this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS.

 

This week's featured podcast is Simmons and Moore

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - The Flamingo Conspiracy

June 30th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we endure the scorching Florida summer heat to talk about actress Bella Thorne and how her nude photos were hacked and how she dealt with the attempted extortion.  This lead into a conversation about new age parenting vs what our parents had to deal with...cell phones, social media, dick pics...all things that are common place in the modern world.  We talked about another teacher/student sex scandal, a teacher that beat up a student after he took 4 grand from him to buy weed, an update on the state of legal weed in Florida, Dog The Bounty Hunter, pooping at work, titty sweat and Harambe to name a few.  This week in WTF Florida we cover a man who took a dump in a south Florida driveway, a woman who was arrested after turning her husbands guns in to police after a domestic dispute, and the Florida Man who was about to go to trial for killing a beloved flamingo at Busch Gardens in Tampa, but was hit by a truck just weeks before in questionable circumstances. All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense

 

This week's featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Pool Party with Brooke and Randal Fowler

June 23rd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friends Brooke and Randal Fowler from the Married AF podcast to talk about Father's Day, workouts, getting through the hard times, who's better friends with Joe Rogan, being bitter at true crime podcasts, float tanks, ayahuasca, recap of Podcasts of the Roundtable 3, and what makes Florida so crazy.  Speaking of Florida, our WTF Florida Man stories this week include a man who was stealing pool toys and having sex with them to avoid raping women, a man who took a 4 year old with him on a burglary spree, and a man who asked cops for help starting the motorcycle he just stole.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense.

 

This week's featured podcast is Welcome To My Show

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Floaters

June 16th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we recap our first experience with sensory deprivation tanks and our trip to Tampa Floats Wellness Center. Listen as Duchess explains her water tricks and Chris goes into how he tried to commune with the aliens.  It was a fantastic experience and we will definitely be back!  We also talk Stranger Things, Black Mirror, I am Mother, the Stanley Cup Finals, Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise and more.  WTF Florida stories involve lightning striking a motorcyclist in motion, a naked man who threw urine at the police, masturbation at the gym, and a guy who had coke on his nose that wasn't his.  All this nonsense and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Who's Right

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Hit The 57 with Adam Simmons and Bobby Moore

June 9th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense, we are joined by the people's champ Mr Adam Simmons and his co-defendant Bobby Moore, also known as the Simmons and Moore Podcast.  We talked about Adam's recent appearance on Podcasts of the Roundtable and the week of controversy that followed since, the best sandwiches, Dutchess' intense dislike of Miracle Whip, old racist Disney movies, Bobby's synopsis of Hancock, quite possibly the world's most underrated movie, Pornhub tricking 2 Rings into watching gay porn, and Bobby and Dutchy's new spinoff podcast "Spliting the Dutch"?! In WTF Florida this week we covered a guy who doused his sleeping girlfriend with ketchup at suspicions of infidelity, an 81 year old man that opened fire over a parking spot dispute and a woman who stabbed herself repeatedly because she was "tired of living in Trump country". What a week, what a night...the drinks were flowing and so was the nonsense.  Always a great time when SAMPC is in the building.  Check em out at Simmons And Moore

 

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HTNOS - Free Fries and Steroids

June 2nd, 2019

This week on #NoOffense it's just Chris and The Duchess and they get in to parenting, mandatory 2 year military service, Disney paying for college, instilling a work ethic but hard work not necessarily paying off, confidence and self worth, sex, podcasting, Duchess' first guest spot on Comedy Is Dead, recap of Podcasts of the Round Table 2, The Lion King, Child's Play, listener questions and voicemails and more!  WTF Florida stories include  Disney getting sued by a woman who got hit by a bird, an alligator home invasion, python in a toilet, domestic disturbance of not flushing the toilet, a woman killed during foreplay, an angry woman demanding free fries from Burger King....and then robbing it, and a guy who ran from the cops and called 911 to brag about it.  Even though we were down a co-host, there was no shortage of nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is American Slacker

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Ridin Dirty

May 26th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk Game of Thrones series finale, Netflix's Jailbirds, Stranger Things 3, The Dirt, Motley Crue, biopics of our lives and who would portray us, Disney's Aladdin live action movie, Slimmer Circle updates, Inner Circle news and more.  WTF Florida stories include a high speed chase in a stolen trooper car, a threat to behead and eat the eyes of police officers, and a naked man in Walmart on a motorized scooter.  Just another day at the office for Florida Man.  All of this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS!

 

This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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HTNOS - Shirts And Skins

May 19th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Detective Pikachu, lovebugs, racial stereotypes in penises and Chris and Duchess going to look at a hashtag compound complete with a studio.  We get into Denver decriminalizing psychedelic mushrooms, a grandma that got arrested at Disney World for CBD, the new abortion law in Alabama and Alyssa Milano's proposed sex strike, white power signs at baseball games, some parents who installed cameras to stop their son from masturbating and advice from 10 years ago.  WTF Florida spotlights a stripper arrested for battery with a coconut, a phony FBI agent that dropped a bunch of catfish in a woman's driveway, and a guy who was arrested for playing basketball at the park naked.  All this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS!

 

This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Florida Pawn Stars with Jason Alme

May 12th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friend  Jason Alme, host of Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.  Jason stopped by to drop some nutrition and weight loss science on us for our Slimmer Circle weight loss challenge, as well as covering hard hitting topics such as sleeping in the nude, White Castle, preferred hand to masturbate with, The Beatles and his appearance on Podcasts of the Roundtable to name just a few.  WTF Florida stories this week include a woman who accidentally shot her husband in a Publix grocery store, a Florida Man who tried to pawn his 7 month old baby, a woman who was hiding a baby alligator in her pants when police pulled her over and a Florida Man who wanted to advertise his love of ass eating on the back window of his pickup truck.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

 This week's featured podcast is Callin The Shots

 

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Ohfishl Clothing

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