#NoOffense

The week’s best Florida Man headlines as well as a plethora of other nonsense

HTNOS - Ridin Dirty

May 26th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk Game of Thrones series finale, Netflix's Jailbirds, Stranger Things 3, The Dirt, Motley Crue, biopics of our lives and who would portray us, Disney's Aladdin live action movie, Slimmer Circle updates, Inner Circle news and more.  WTF Florida stories include a high speed chase in a stolen trooper car, a threat to behead and eat the eyes of police officers, and a naked man in Walmart on a motorized scooter.  Just another day at the office for Florida Man.  All of this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS!

 

This week's featured podcast is Netflix N Swill

 

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HTNOS - Shirts And Skins

May 19th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we talk about Detective Pikachu, lovebugs, racial stereotypes in penises and Chris and Duchess going to look at a hashtag compound complete with a studio.  We get into Denver decriminalizing psychedelic mushrooms, a grandma that got arrested at Disney World for CBD, the new abortion law in Alabama and Alyssa Milano's proposed sex strike, white power signs at baseball games, some parents who installed cameras to stop their son from masturbating and advice from 10 years ago.  WTF Florida spotlights a stripper arrested for battery with a coconut, a phony FBI agent that dropped a bunch of catfish in a woman's driveway, and a guy who was arrested for playing basketball at the park naked.  All this nonsense and more this week on HTNOS!

 

This week's featured podcast is Discount Podcast

 

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Rooted in hiphop, Ohfishl is a street wear company creating high quality Tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there's something at Ohfishl for all tastes. See for yourself and don't forget to use code HTNOS to save 25% of your entire order. Ohfishl Clothing, Live By Your Own Rules.

 

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HTNOS - Florida Pawn Stars with Jason Alme

May 12th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we're joined by our good friend  Jason Alme, host of Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast.  Jason stopped by to drop some nutrition and weight loss science on us for our Slimmer Circle weight loss challenge, as well as covering hard hitting topics such as sleeping in the nude, White Castle, preferred hand to masturbate with, The Beatles and his appearance on Podcasts of the Roundtable to name just a few.  WTF Florida stories this week include a woman who accidentally shot her husband in a Publix grocery store, a Florida Man who tried to pawn his 7 month old baby, a woman who was hiding a baby alligator in her pants when police pulled her over and a Florida Man who wanted to advertise his love of ass eating on the back window of his pickup truck.  All this and more this week on #NoOffense!

 

 This week's featured podcast is Callin The Shots

 

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HTNOS - No Ants In The Butthole

May 5th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we go all the way on The Avengers:Endgame.  Full spoilers contained in this episode, you've been warned.  We go into what we loved, what we didn't, what the internet was upset about and more speculation on the future of the MCU. We also cover the battle of Winterfell on Game of Thrones and the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer.  Our WTF Florida adventures this week covered a guy dressed as a woman stealing 40 containers of baby formula in his dress, a guy illegally smuggling turtles to Hong Kong in candy wrappers, new Florida legislation outlawing child like sex dolls, a new movie based on life in Florida covering hurricanes and alligators, and a guy who thought his girlfriends boyfriend was hiding inside the mattress.  All this plus masturbation month, Slimmer Circle updates and much more!

 

This week's featured podcast is And The Losers Are

 

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HTNOS - Comedy Is Dead 3 “Separating The Art From The Artist”

May 1st, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

In our ongoing series Comedy Is Dead presented by the Inner Circle Podcast Network, episode 3 discusses the recent reopening of the Michael Jackson cases, R Kelly and his troubles with the law, James Gunn & Kevin Hart getting fired for tweeting, Bill Cosby and his rape charges, Tiger Woods rising above his past for redemption and much more in an effort to see what the feeling is about these artists and if it is possible to still enjoy the work that these people produced.  Will you still watch the Cosby Show?  Will you still bump Ignition?  Will you still eat Chik-Fil-A?  Can you separate the art from the artist?

 

Special thanks to Randal from Married AF, The Homie Kazual from The Hood Diner, Hunter from The Plunge, and Bobby Moore from Simmons and Moore for making up our panel and Chris from #NoOffense for hosting

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Meth Fueled Death Party

April 28th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense we get to talk about redemption and second chances thanks to the new weight loss challenge that the minds at the Inner Circle Podcast Network came up with.  We talk about the motivation to want to make a change in our lives now and how other aspects of our lives are getting or not getting a shot at redemption.  We also talk a little spoiler free Avengers Endgame because at the time of recording we hadn't seen it yet (Spoiler show next week).  WTF Florida brought us a new Easter inspired Facebook challenge, an Easter bunny fistfight, and an old school softball vigilante.  We also discuss a man who wanted to send his wife out in the way she wanted, but could now be facing criminal charges for it, a used condom at McDonald's finding its way to a toddler's mouth and much more nonsense on this installment of #NoOffense!

 

This week's featured podcast is The Plunge

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

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HTNOS - Past Lives and Potheads

April 21st, 2019

This week on #NoOffense 420 and Easter collide as The Duchess takes the wheel for a trippy talk about religion, reincarnation, past lives, starseeds, psychics, the significance of birthmarks and numbers and the paranormal in general. 2 Rings brings his weed knowledge to the table with talk about how marijuana is being used to treat CTE and opioid addiction as marijuana is rapidly becoming more and more socially acceptable and being pushed toward nationwide legalization.  Staying on brand, our WTF Florida Man stories this week feature a scorned husband who took to his tractor to stop his wife from leaving him, a freak attack from a monster bird that left its owner dead, a man who filled a squirt gun with urine and assaulted a woman, and local Tampa Bay sports radio personality and podcaster Justin Pawlowski who was recently arrested for solicitation of a minor. 

 

This week's featured podcast is Voice From The Underground

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

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Adam and Eve

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HTNOS - The Roast of Jason Alme

April 16th, 2019

Bonus Episode!

 

A couple months back, a group of podcasters got together to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of one of our peers, Jason Alme, host of Shit Happens When You party Naked podcast.  Take a ride on this crazy ride hosted by our own Chris Wutzke of the #NoOffense show and featuring performers such as

 

Jody Byers of the Po' Boys Podcast

Dave Chaffey of the Man Brain Podcast

PJ Kokesh of the BickerBots

Melissa "The Duchess" Wutzke of #NoOffense

Joe Bouley of NE Pod Will Do

Amanda Stafford of The Blunt Mommy Podcast

Brooke and Randal Fowler of Married AF

Jason Mattox and Devon Raynes of The Heavyweight Chumps Podcast

Riley Trudel and Hunter Marcoux of The Plunge

Adam Simmons of Simmons and Moore

 

We had a lot of fun and hope you enjoy listening to the chaos!

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by

Adam and Eve

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HTNOS - Fistful of Noodles

April 14th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense the gang is back together again and it feels like the first time!  We discuss Chris and The Duchess going to Chicago, the NHL playoffs, the return of Game of Thrones, Avengers: Endgame, outrage over the new Lion King trailer, Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, Love Death and Robots, being on team people and self driving cars to name a few.  WTF Florida stories include Jesus eating pasta outside of an Olive Garden, a man who was scamming Kmart despite owning an island, potential new super villain "The Saint" and his army of turtles, a high speed chase with 3 naked Florida women and a high school kid that tried a pro wrestling move on his principal.  Thanks for tuning in, we hope you'll enjoy the nonsense!

 

This week's featured podcast is Two and a Half Amigos

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

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Adam and Eve

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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HTNOS - MLK Format with guest hosts Adam Simmons and Bobby Moore

April 7th, 2019

This week on #NoOffense, Chris and Dutchy had a family emergency come up and had to go back home to Chicago, so good friends of the show and fellow Inner Circle Podcast Network staples Adam and Bobby of the Simmons and Moore show decided they would take a stab at doing an episode of HTNOS.  The boys did a great job covering all sorts of Florida nonsense like a car thief who lost their phone at the scene of the crime, a man crashed his car high on "adult themed nitrous", an escaped pet zebra situation that ended in tragedy and a guy who thought he was a dog and ate the faces of his unfortunate victims to name a few.  The guys brought some SAMPC style to the show as well to mix with our good old fashioned HTNOS stupidity.  Thanks again to Adam and Bobby for sitting in for us this week and special thanks to Nicole for jumping on mic as well for the first time ever.  You rock girl!

 

This weeks featured podcast is Shit Happens When You Party Naked

 

#NoOffense is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network

 

#NoOffense is sponsored by

Adam and Eve

Visit Adam and Eve , the #1 adult toy superstore and use code word HTNOS at checkout to save 50% on just about any item on the site, 3 free adult DVDs, a free mystery gift and to top it all off...FREE SHIPPING! So keep those home fires burning with Adam and Eve and #NoOffense and don't forget to use code word HTNOS at checkout!!!

 

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